Calm Your Ass Down – Handmade Donkey Milk Soap

Take a deep breath, step into the shower, and Calm Your Ass Down! This handmade donkey milk soap creates a rich, creamy lather that gently washes away dirt, sweat, and the day’s bad attitude while leaving your skin feeling soft, smooth, and refreshed.

Donkey milk has been valued in skincare for centuries because it naturally contains proteins, fatty acids, vitamins, minerals, and lactic acid. Combined with vegetable glycerin and skin-loving plant oils, this gentle soap cleanses without leaving your skin feeling tight or overly dry.

Benefits of Donkey Milk Soap

• Gently cleanses away dirt, sweat, and everyday buildup
• Helps moisturize and soften dry, rough skin
• Creates a rich, creamy, luxurious lather
• Helps support the skin’s natural moisture barrier
• Naturally contains lactic acid for gentle exfoliation
• Helps skin look smoother, brighter, and refreshed
• Contains skin-loving proteins, fatty acids, vitamins, and minerals
• Gentle enough for everyday use on the hands and body
• Great for dry, mature, delicate, and sensitive skin

Handmade in small batches by Bubbly Babes, Calm Your Ass Down Soap is perfect for stressful days, relaxing showers, or anyone who needs to wash away the drama. It also makes a funny and practical gift for birthdays, holidays, stocking stuffers, coworkers, friends, and family members who occasionally need a gentle reminder.

Lather up, rinse off, and calm your ass down!

Made & Shipped in D'Iberville Mississippi

Between 5.5-6 oz

Ingredient List-Vegetable Glycerin, Sodium Stearate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Cocoate, Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sunflower Oil, Purified Water, Donkey Milk, Titanium Dioxide, Germall Plus